28 Of The Funniest Messages Ever Found Inside Fortune Cookies

A fortune cookie is not the most delicious dessert out there that can satisfy your instant need for sugar. The truth is, no one really buys fortune cookies because of how they taste. But its the fortune part that makes this cookie so popular. Even if you’re a firm believer in “my destiny is in my own hands” a pleasant cookie message can still put a smile on your face.

#1. This is no coincidence. Give the fluffy pooch food!

#2. RUN!

#3. How accurate.

#4. Free from the shell!

#5. When you receive matching fortune cookies with your wife.

#6. Nope.

#7. Wow!

#8. The humor with this fortune cookie is too damn high! 

#9. Never be afraid!

#10. Ok?…

#11. No, you’re a paper, silly.

#12. Romantic <3

#13. In the end, they will either compliment or kill, each other.

#14. So it is a Russian fortune cookie?

#15. Call somebody.

#16. ‘Worst Fortune Cookie Of All Time’ Award Goes To…

#17. What?

#18. Savage.

#19. Is this a threat?

#20. Isn’t this a present cookie?

#21. Well, that sums it up alright!

#22. To a professional thief, this could be good news!

#23. Here, have a candle…

#24. How did the cookie know?

#25. Awww cute.

#26. Little nutritional value though

#27. Note, it only said ‘unnecessary’

#28. Since it doesn’t say when it’s actually 100% accurate.